So I went from this
and it only took a mere 10 minutes.
I realize I look way happier in the before picture, but that is not a reflection of how I feel about the hair color. At least I don't think it is, but who knows what my subconscious is up to half the time.
If you can tell me which Star Wars movie this scene is from, you get extra credit!
Oh, and I've grown attached to the aforementioned growths....I guess I'll be keeping them! : )